Donald Trump

Stormy Daniels‘ tell-all book “Full Disclosure” on her life, including her sexual encounters with President Donald Trump is set for release on October 2nd. However some interesting and quite frankly comical details within the memoirs have already started to surface within the public as the White House has already been having to deal with the fallout from Bob Woodward‘s book “Fear: Trump in the White House.”

Although readers aren’t going to hear about how the White House runs more like a daycare for Donald Trump. Instead audiences will hear of Stormy Daniels’ rise in the porn industry and her affair with No. 45 which eventually led to a $130,000 hush agreement that further added to the house of cards that is the Trump administration.

Among some of the more surprising disclosures made by Daniels was Trump’s ‘small penis’ that wasn’t ‘freakishly small’ but still ‘smaller than average’. I guess Stormy would know too. Furthermore Daniels added that the POTUS then knew he had “an unusual penis” that “has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool,” which she further elaborated by saying that the President also had “Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart”.

Daniels also described sex with Donald Trump as “the least impressive sex I’d ever had, but clearly, he didn’t share that opinion.”

I wonder if Melania, Marla Maples, Ivana or Ivanka can corroborate any of this? I’m going to go out on a limb and say that they can.

Anyways, Daniels also goes on to mention that during Hillary Clinton‘s first run for the White House against Barack Obama, Trump took a call from the then democratic candidate. However Trump seemed more interested in watching Shark Week than conversing with his former buddy over strategy against the eventual democratic nominee Obama.

“Then, to make it crazier, Hillary Clinton called,” Daniels noted. “He had a whole conversation about the race, repeatedly mentioning ‘our plan’.”

Finally, Daniels even revealed that Trump allegedly devised a plan to ‘rig’ The Apprentice so that she could remain on the reality show longer.

Via VICE:

“We’ll figure out a way to get you the challenges beforehand, and we can devise your technique,” Trump is quoted as saying, with Daniels claiming, “he was going to have me cheat, and it was 100 percent his idea.”