Donald Trump, a 74-year-old, morbidly obese male with a heart condition who has been recently diagnosed with COVID-19 announced on Twitter that he’s leaving the Water Reed Medical Center tonight just a few days after arriving.

Okay lets break this down…

“Feeling really good!”

Okay… juxtaposed to what? A few days ago? Yesterday? Two minutes ago? I myself who’s had the coronavirus and has since recovered know that during that week you feel good at some points and worse at others. I’m also half the age of Donald Trump, not morbidly obese, and don’t have a heart condition.

“Don’t be afraid of Covid. Don’t let it dominate your life.”

What a fucking privileged statement to make. This fuck-head who was in part responsible for the deaths of almost 210,000 people in the United States due to coronavirus has a private helicopter, the very best medical staff that waits on him hand-and-foot, and free healthcare at his disposal, something that isn’t afforded to most Americans, some of which died from this deadly virus.

“We have developed, under the Trump Administration, some really great drugs & knowledge.”

Drugs that A. have been rushed, B. have been given to a very, very limited sample size, and C. are not available to the public, only privileged shit heads like yourself.

“I feel better than I did 20 years ago!”

So were you over heavier than you are now with Ebola 20 years ago? Or is this the steroid that you’re on talking?