Han Solo

In a twist that may throw off the entire Star Wars universe, it’s being revealed that Han Solo‘s real name isn’t Han Solo.

Ever since the Mouse dumped on fans with ‘The Force Awakens’ then seemingly redeemed themselves with ‘Rogue One’, Disney CEO Bob Iger made it known to fans they’ll soon discover in the upcoming Han Solo spinoff how the baddest motherfucker in the galaxy got his name. Because killing one of the best characters in the saga by a whiny bitch wasn’t enough. Via Rolling Stone

Iger said the Alden Ehrenreich-starring film will chronicle Solo’s life between ages 18 to 24 and explore how the beloved smuggler went about “acquiring a certain vehicle and meeting a certain Wookie.” Iger added, “You’ll also discover how he got his name.”

It makes you wonder what’s coming next. Perhaps the Millenium Falcon was just lease?