Rob Lowe Roast to Ann Coulter: “Kill Yourself”


Ann Coulter

The Rob Lowe roast Saturday night quickly turned into an Ann Coulter bomb fest as the celebrity panel took their shots at the controversial conservative pundit who once joked that someone should put rat poison in Justice Stevens’ creme brulee.

Anyways here were some of the shots fired Coulter’s way:

Peyton Manning:  “As you all know, earlier this year, Ann Coulter won the Kentucky Derby!”

David Spade: “Ann hopes the Republicans can hold onto the House so she can still haunt it.”

Peter Davidson: “If you are here, Ann, who is scaring the crows away from our crops?” “Ann describes herself as a polemicist but most people call her a cunt”

Jewel: “As a feminist I can’t support everything that’s been said tonight. But as someone who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Ralph Macchio: “I respect you. You are the one female commentator who is not afraid to stand up … to take a leak.”

Nikki Glaser: “Ann Coulter has written 11 books, 12 if you count Mein Kampf,” “Ann, you are awful. The only person you will ever make happy is the Mexican who digs your grave.”

Pete Davidson: “Ann describes herself as a polemicist but most people call her a cunt”

Jeff Ross: “Ann Coulter wants to help Trump make America great again. You can start by wearing a burka. You have a face that would make doves cry,” “That voice, it’s like fingernails on a chalkboard in an inner-city school you wanna defund,” “Ann’s against gay marriage. What’s your thinking on that? If I can’t get a husband they shouldn’t, either?”

However British comedian Jimmy Carr hurled the most unrelenting attacks on Coulter calling her her “repugnant,” “hateful,” and “hatchet-faced”. He then followed with this; “But it’s not too late to change that,” he said. “You could kill yourself.”


Sure some of these bombs against Coulter were harsh. Many in the harshest sense as guys like Jimmy Carr took the gloves off, dipped his fists in hot glue, glass and shrapnel before letting loose on Coulter who was already burnt to a crisp.

Then again this was a roast which ironically Coulter has really made a career out of mostly on the political stage. Remember this is the same person who said her only regret about Timothy McVeigh was that he “did not go to the New York Times Building” or that she thought “the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle East and sending liberals to Guantanamo.”

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